Cracked tooth. Hella Bruises. Lost Camera #3. Techno Parade Paris 2009.

WTF. This damn city is motherfriggin insane. It started off nice with a visit to Hotel de Ville (town hall) of Paris. Where administration buildings were open to the public for the weekend because of National Heritage Day. We finished the tour, only to be feenin to go to the Techno Parade.. So we ran, hungry, witout booze and running around trying to listen to the bass and beat of the techno music. Took a few wrong turns and finally found the dj busses and the busy streets. We were here! PPL fill the streets, ppl on top of friggin bus stop stations, ppl drugged up wit booze, e, or some type of other drug. Ppl on bus stops and buses driving by blasting techno music, confetti, colored smoke, you name it!
Soo it was me, sheryl, justin, and larry. and we were looking for booze to really help get the party started. We spot a fran prix, where ridic amounts of ppl are getting booze. we get some, a bottle each which is like 2 pints and a bag of cheezy sticks and bizzounce to the parade. We start drinking and its all good fun! JUst dancing and parading until you realize ppl hella start SHIt everywhere. wtf dude. I swear I seen like no lie maybe 7 fights start over nothing..just these black kids crowding and starting to rush ppl and hit them. Anyway. we start drinking and then while i put the bottle to my mouth, Sheryl raises her hand to start dancing.. this all happened at the same time, into an epic fail. She hit my tooth hella hard! And i wasnt bugging, I mean it was an accident and it hurt! But you know, I hit my tooth before.. all resulting in my coming home and looking at my TOOTH! WTF! There's 3 very evident cracks on my front tooth if you look close enought! Fuck I really do not know what to do right now, because of insurance, money factors, fckin ugly crack on tooth :[ saddd.

Anyway.. continuing story, We continue to parade around, I steal an invader sticker from this guys backpacK! dude, I had to have itt! and then we saw a bunch of ppl on the bastille statue! I mean and when were you ever gonna see ppl or have the chance to go on that thing again! So i had too get on it, And this is when the parade is almost ending and we meet up dorm ppl (aldy, danny, paul etc.) and amber, ali, auva. So me a justin are like hell yea! lets get on the bastille and take a pic, jsut to show that we were on it! So i give my stuff to auva and amber my camera and I run to the statue. I climb over the green gate with ease, and then the hard part is the huge white platform which is atleast 9 feet or so. It took me 2 jumps, but on the thrid they grabbed my hands and were able to lift my fat ass up! LOL. it was great to be on that platform for 2 seconds, until I could tell something had gone terribly wrong. No one was looking at us or taking our pictures.. then Paul runs up to the monument and says the dreaded words," Aleta, someone stole your camera!"

FML. AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN! This is the third time. Is this karma or something? What did I do to deserve this. I don't get it. God, what lesson are you trying to teach me? My tooth, my camera, and eventually my earring (This I lose bc i always take off my earrings and put it on the night stand and they fall, and this time, I guess it fell into one of the cracks of the hardwood floor) FAIL FAIL FAIL to the max MAX MAX. I just wanna say fck it right now and go on a shopping spree and get atleast a bit of satisfaction. But i know not much can help.

Anyway cont. story. So im like wtf! Amber wtf! and i tell her to tell me who the guy is / what he looks like. We are on a friggin hunt.. and after 5 mins of searching we mother friggin spot the guy! LIKE OMG! i cant believe we friggin found him tho! I am amazed! so i run over to him and tell him to give me my camera! At first he acts shocked and confused (probably cus he doesnt understand any words that are coming out of my mouth) But then he realizes and he fuckin books it! And i hella chase after hiM! So while i chase him round the bastille like an insane woman i guess ppl start noticing as well, keep in mind this is a parade! There is hella ppl around still drunk and undercover cops have batons and are beating on ppl, while others are being teargassed too! So Thank GOD this random guy seen me chasing this dude and he tackles him to the ground, this is when my camera falls out of the guys pocket right next to the curb! success I thought! But i think I somehow ended up on the floor. I dont know how that happened! Then outta nowhere, I think his gangster friend was trailing behind the whole time swoops my camera up and starts running again! And I was like aww fuck nawwww! And this guy is black with a bright pink zip up so I chase after him and yup (all the running and working out worked ;]) I caught up to that wangsta and grabbed his bag strap. He turns around and in the struggle of hte bag his strap breaks, so the it becomes more of a tug of war kinda thing and then all of sudden i think he just yanks hella hard, and somehow drops me and i land hard on the ground. I dont even know how i got there. he just pulled HELLLA hard and i guess the momentum.. well any way, I got dropped hard on the ground. he picks up the bag hella quick and runs away. In the mean time hella folks was seeing this happen... and even though they hit girls here... YEP THEY FRiggin hit GIRLS here NO LIE. they still care that this dude dropped a girl. so the last I saw was hella ppl chasin after him. ANy whoo I hope he got his ass beat. BAD. after all thsi happened there is tstill hella ppl on the streets, cops everywhere, and this french guy basically said you guys need to leave. it is not safe right now.

Friggin RIOt of a lifetime. OMG. so we went to get pizza and went to the dorms. and yes i was bummed for the rest of the night. And yes i got free drinks that night bc everyone felt bad and I had a stomach ache the next day.

And of course. I lose my earrings today too, and btw... as i was running today to clear my head from this crazy weekend, I see ppl fckin in the woods. not a joke. and creeper guys watching. I live in a hell hole city named Paris.

This is ridic.